fuckign… did i tell you guys i went to an advertising conference a few weeks ago for extra credit in one of my classes and one of the guest speakers was the team that runs the wendy’s twitter
when these people talk very deliberately about how they work to make people think of the wendy’s brand as both a) a person and b) their friend
when they put one of those pieces of “anime waifu” wendy’s fan art up on the screen and some degenerate in the audience wolf-whistles
People be tryin to find loopholes to give a shit about these corporate run twitter accounts as if its one sad lonely underpaid intern helplessly posting against their will and bettet judgement to appeal to the unpredictable masses. It’s literally Teams of people who went to school to purposefully understand how to manipulate masses of people. They deserve our hostility in abundance
How do you think Aerith felt spending all day getting a guy to high five her only for him to turn around and pay some lady with a hand fetish three grand to jack off his bare thumb?
Sesame Street characters doing impressions of other Sesame Street characters. That should be enough to convince you to click on it, but I will sweeten the deal with a screenshot of The Count’s impression of Ernie.
There is no reason that can’t be the Internet’s Next Top Reaction Image.
:: saves image ::
And thus the first of the prophecies falls into place
